How Liberals arm terrorists

From the Associated Press...

The Army general investigating whether military personnel tried to cover up any part of the alleged massacre of up to two dozen Iraqi civilians in Haditha late last year has completed a voluminous report on the incident.

Army Maj. Gen. Eldon A. Bargewell sent his report to Lt. Gen. Peter Chiarelli, the second-ranking commander in Iraq, U.S. military officials announced Friday. No information about his findings was provided.

Chiarelli now has a number of options and no time limit for taking action, according to Lt. Col. Michelle Martin-Hing, Multi-National Corps-Iraq spokeswoman, who described the report as "voluminous."...

The Haditha case centers on allegations that a small number of Marines from the 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment murdered 24 Iraqi civilians - included unarmed women and children - on Nov. 19 after a roadside bomb in the town killed one of their fellow Marines.

So here's the new strategy. Find a large Iraqi family and plant an IED near their home. Wait until some American GI's drive by and get thumped by the IED. In the confusion, start shooting at them, and then retreat into the home of the large family. Shoot from their home until you are sure the GIs know where you are. Depending on whether you want to be a martyr or not, either keep shooting or escape out the back after killing as many of the family as will seem probable to accuse the GI's of killing. In order to protect themselves, the GI's will lob a grenade into the house, to end the gunfire (make sure there's no way they'll know a family's there). In the aftermath, you (or a handy accomplice if you are now enjoying your 72 virgins) find the nearest Al Jazeera photographer (there's probably a good chance one's already a part of your cell) to wail about the horrible Infidels who kill innocent people. Within hours the American media will repeat, verbatim, your claims, without once asking for any proof that troops would actually do what you are claiming they've done.

Meanwhile, here are the type of people who are accusing our military of atrocities...

A suspected shoe bomber targeting a Shiite imam who criticized Abu Musab al-Zarqawi blew himself up inside one of Baghdad's most prominent mosques during Friday prayers, killing 13 people and shattering a fragile calm imposed by a security crackdown in the capital.

Yeah, really realiable.

Posted by Danny Carlton at June 16, 2006 10:51 PM