Stage Sob Cindy upset over lonely pics

Apparently America's leading, professional, "grieving" mother is upset because media photographers took pictures of her book signing only while no one was there. 

<satire>"At a little after three there was this guy that stopped to ask where the bathroom was, and none of the photographers took the picture then," she complained</satire>

Cindy, it seems, is now learning that there is a limit to how badly you can disgrace the memory of your son, who died a noble and selfless death.

Posted by Danny Carlton at November 30, 2005 05:20 AM