Courthouse shooter indicted for kidnapitty

From FoxNews:

Courthouse shooting suspect Brian Nichols was indicted Thursday on murder charges in the March 11 rampage that left four people dead, including a judge. The district attorney said he will seek the death penalty.

Nichols, 33, allegedly overpowered a deputy, stole her gun and went on a shooting spree at the Fulton County Courthouse while awaiting trial on rape charges. He was captured a day later.

The grand jury that indicted him met five floors below the courtroom where the bloodbath occurred. He was indicted on charges of murder, kidnappity and later killed a federal agent.

So, what exactly is “kidnappity”? And, am I to understand that even after he was indicted on the stuff we heard about a few weeks ago, he escaped again and killed yet another federal agent? Either we have some seriously sloppy courthouse security, or FoxNews is paying someone's 9-year-old to proof their stories for them.

I just gotta hear Lauren Green say “kidnappity” with a straight face. Actually, I just like having an excuse to watch her...uh..now, don't tell my wife I said that, okay.

Posted by Danny Carlton at May 6, 2005 10:09 AM